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Cocktail Corner | Drunken Pirate Punch

It’s fun to talk like a pirate, but it’s even more fun to drink like one. This rum-based punch will have you ready for swash-buckling adventures on the high seas!

First, get out a big bowl. Huge. Enormous. Preferably old and creepy looking. Antique silver would be perfect. Put that in a bigger container filled with dry ice. I like old wood.

Drunken Pirate Punch cocktail with Kraken rum

Pour in the following in the punch bowl:

  • 2 parts dark rum (Kraken preferred due to the amazing flavors and aromas)
  • 2 parts white rum
  • 2 parts triple sec
  • 2 parts peach brandy
  • 2 parts blue curaçao
  • 2 parts mango juice
  • 2 parts orange juice
  • 1 parts key lime juice
  • 1 parts agave nectar

Now, keep a container nearby to pour water on top of the dry ice so you can make an eerie, cold smoke with your devious, swarthy punch!

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Charlotte Smith is an esthetician licensed in Tennessee and Georgia. She’s married to a lumberjack version of Deadpool, is obsessed with huskies, is straight up in quarter-life crisis mode, and loves pretty much anything that could be considered creepy.

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