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Tweet Roundup | This Week’s Funniest Tweets About Parenting

My firstborn made me appreciate what it means to be a father. My second-born made me appreciate what it means to use a

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Emily Parker

Posted on October 19, 2019

Tweet Roundup | This Week’s Funniest Tweets From Parents

My daughter asked what it was like to have kids, so I interrupted her every 11 seconds until she cried. Enjoy this week's

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Emily Parker

Posted on November 30, 2018

Tweet Roundup | This Week’s Funniest Parenting Tweets From @XplodingUnicorn

Enjoy this week's funniest tweets from writer and dad of 4 James Breakwell, a.k.a. @XplodingUnicorn!

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Emily Parker

Posted on August 18, 2017

Tweet Roundup | This Week’s Funniest Tweets About Parenting

Parenting is mostly just informing kids how many more minutes they have of something. Enjoy this week's funniest tweets about

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Emily Parker

Posted on July 14, 2017

Tweet Roundup | This Week’s Funniest Tweets About Parenting

Paging Dr. Therapist! Parenting is hard. Enjoy this week's funniest tweets about it.

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Emily Parker

Posted on July 22, 2016