It’s starting to feel a lot like Easter… pic.twitter.com/GigAGAwkrq
— grumpynortherncynic (@grumpynorthernc) April 13, 2017
The most exciting part of Easter egg hunts at my house is when suddenly the hunted become the hunters.
— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 13, 2017
— RetailFail (@_Retailfail) April 13, 2017
Easter to do list:
3. Eat and drink some more
4. Feel unwell for a bit
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 13, 2017
Her: Babe what are your plans for this Easter?
Me: SAME as Jesus… I will disappear on Friday & reappear on Monday lmao
— 4o4✨ (@Ah__Pee) April 13, 2017
You be minding your business this Easter
Only to bump into people at church who think
‘You gained weight’ is a greeting pic.twitter.com/KxTm6ZaBbG
— PLZ RT PINNED TWEET (@vho_stxvxx) April 13, 2017
Easter egg hunts are basically parents’ revenge on their kids for hiding stuff.
‘Where’s the egg? I dunno maybe it’s with Mammy’s keys.’
— TwistedDoodles (@twisteddoodles) April 13, 2017
Autocorrect just changed Peeps to perps, and I left it since they’re the cause of my Easter weight gain.
— De Nada Donna (@Donna_McCoy) April 12, 2017
— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) April 12, 2017
I’m having a BBQ at my place this Easter.
If u’re free & interested u can also do the same at ur place
— PLANGKAT (@peekaymila) April 12, 2017
May be too old for Easter egg hunts but jokes on you because trying to track down my friends after a night of drinking is quite similar
— Kelsey McKinney (@kelseymckinneyy) April 12, 2017
I think this is my favourite Easter card ever. pic.twitter.com/1nVCS04LLq
— Philip Blackledge (@FrPip) April 12, 2017
I used to think Cristmas, Easter and the tooth fairy were just parents tricking kids. Now I’m pretty sure it’s kids tricking parents.
— Bill Trinen (@trintran) April 12, 2017
Pop quiz. Did I, or did I not just open and finish off the Easter egg my friend gave me to give to my son. …
— lena headey (@IAMLenaHeadey) April 11, 2017
easter is a super relatable time for me because just like jesus i kind of just need three days to myself after hanging out
— ☠ lil helly ☠ (@hell_doe) April 12, 2017