#InAnAlternateReality tall, dark and handsome would be replaced with, fairly tall, ginger and pale.
— Ian (@UTW72) October 19, 2017
#InAnAlternateReality there are storage warehouses filled with piles upon piles of solo socks.
— Tony Geist (@TNT402) October 19, 2017
#InAnAlternateReality New Coke and Crystal Pepsi dominate the cola wars
— Jose M Argueta Jr (@argueta_49erfan) October 19, 2017
#inanalternatereality Fetch finally happened. pic.twitter.com/tSejVenHC1
— Kevin Saito (@Kevin_Saito) October 19, 2017
Ice cream would cause weight loss
— Quis (@TheRealBesos) October 19, 2017
#InAnAlternateReality All the characters from our favourite books are real!
— SamGill 🎧 (@JDBtheROCKING6) October 19, 2017
#InAnAlternateReality I’m rich instead of so damn good looking
— Herbert J Kerbert (@Herbie_Kerbie) October 19, 2017
#InAnAlternateReality I invested the money my grandmother gave me at my high school graduation. In Microsoft.
— SmartKat (@K8Austen) October 19, 2017
#InAnAlternateReality Rose let Jack on the debris and he didn’t die. pic.twitter.com/gS62FhlDDY
— Julie Story (@Julie_Story) October 19, 2017
#InAnAlternateReality I’d be as smooth as butter, but in reality I trip over sidewalk blocks and wave at people who aren’t waving at me.
— Adam Leidig (@Adamleid) October 19, 2017
#InAnAlternateReality I put my clothes back on when I drink tequila.
— Mr. Curtis (@ScottCurtisXe) October 19, 2017
Adam Levine loves me as much as I love him #InAnAlternateReality pic.twitter.com/b6RxUVn8lR
— Popcorn and Pringles (@CupcakeGirl1444) October 19, 2017
#InAnAlternateReality I think I’m definitely a talking cat that is about to go into pro-basketball
— cerebral anxiety (@velveting_ideas) October 19, 2017
#InAnAlternateReality my call really is important to them – so much so that they play decent music on something other than a rusty tin can.
— HeatherUnderground (@latethanheather) October 19, 2017
#InAnAlternateReality jon snow knows everything
— 8ucky Bear (@blueyesnzx) October 19, 2017
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