I just posted a selfie drinking a unicorn frappe and Piño Nieto just called and said I'm not allowed back in Mexico.
— ₦ꀧx (@LaLuchaNix) April 21, 2017
I wonder if somewhere there is a unicorn drinking a human frappuccino…bet it tastes like Netflix and debt.
— Trish (@trishalive) April 21, 2017
Wife: How come you didn't tweet about the Unicorn Frappuccino?
Me: You know I'm not a real unicorn, right?
Wife: *files for divorce*
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 21, 2017
7: Can I try the new unicorn frappuccino?
Me: *Leans in and whispers* Do you realize how many unicorns have to die to make just one frap?
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) April 21, 2017
"ive been drinking unicorn frapucinos since the fifth grade and i havent looked back" pic.twitter.com/NbvWjAitmb
— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) April 21, 2017
"The new Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino is like drinking a Will & Grace episode"
— Federalist PitchBot (@FederalistPitch) April 21, 2017
*Starbucks*
Barista: May I take your order?
Me: No, I'm just here to say your
unicorn drink is stupid.— liVsy (@liv_thatsme) April 21, 2017
Called an emergency elders meeting to discuss adding the Unicorn Frappuccino to the list of offenses warranting church discipline.
— Coolvinism (@coolvinism) April 21, 2017
I just think it's funny how unicorn smoothies are fine but you eat 2-3 butterflies and ur a monster.
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) April 20, 2017
Where unicorn frappucinos come from pic.twitter.com/xvBE72JD6n
— Dumb Beezie (@dumbbeezie) April 19, 2017
If you drink a unicorn frappuccino while you're pregnant your baby will come out already logged onto Buzzfeed
— 5-7 Andy (@ChampagneAnyone) April 20, 2017
I just took a sip of a unicorn frap and woke up at coachella with green hair.
— Robby (@RobbyW63) April 20, 2017
Pls do not bust into unicorn frappacino glee to lecture about how unhealthy they are the world is a dumpster fire let ppl have pink drinks
— Alisha Rai (@AlishaRai) April 20, 2017
this nasty unicorn frap has me so stressed I had a dream I was a barista making hundred of them while having a mental break down
— Jessicca (@Cat2BeKittenMe) April 21, 2017
I called Starbucks and some lady answered and said "we don't have the unicorn frap anymore what do you need" and I didn't even get to say hi
— Heather (@woahheather_) April 21, 2017
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