When it’s Friday The 13th and you think “oh no, I’m gonna have bad luck” then you realize you’re you, and every day is Friday The 13th. 😐
— Hunter Herring (@HuntrHerring) January 13, 2017
It’s Friday the 13th, please remember; don’t go swimming, don’t have sex, don’t drink, don’t go out, and if the killer finds you, RUN!
— Tyler Matl (@TylerMatl) January 13, 2017
It would be unlucky to eat 13 pizza rolls on Friday the 13th better make it 45 just in case.
— Pete Zaroll (@totinos) January 13, 2017
Friday the 13th is just another made up holiday cooked up by the hockey industry to sell more masks
— Dave-O (@OldUncleDaveO) January 13, 2017
✈️️ Finnair flight 666, at 13 o’clock on Friday the 13th with a 13 year old aircraft, has landed safely in HELhttps://t.co/0kWfkcARmO pic.twitter.com/OPvpyyq4F4
— Flightradar24 (@flightradar24) January 13, 2017
Friday the 13th is real. Hit all reds on my way to the gas station and got the one pump that didn’t want to work
— Jordan Whitford (@j_whitford33) January 13, 2017
Nothing better to confirm the suspicions of Friday the 13th than to receive a speeding ticket on my way to class #ThanksObama
— Tori Guyton (@vguyton96) January 13, 2017
Because I’m generally an unlucky person, I think Friday the 13th has the reverse effect on me–therefore I have good luck for today only
— lawrence the boy (@prince_yikes) January 13, 2017
It’s Friday the 13th feat. a full moon tonight.. HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE!!
— jp (@Jo__nathan97) January 13, 2017
I don’t believe in any of that Friday the 13th Crap
*stubs toe
*walks into door
*bangs head
*breaks mirror
*gets married— Andy Collinson (@andycollinson70) January 13, 2017
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When you’re Catholic and it’s Friday the 13th. pic.twitter.com/1P8MRejo9v
— hannah ☕️ (@hanmariams) January 13, 2017
did u imply u wanted to breakup cause the planets are aligned & mercury is in retrograde & it’s Friday the 13th or did u mean it ???
— coping mechanism rn (@MyCurrentCM) January 13, 2017
Don’t worry, Friday the 13th is just the same as any other day….. APART FROM THAT GUY IN THE HOCKEY MASK STANDING JUST BEHIND YOU
— Angelo (@jetfighterpilot) January 13, 2017
If you’re having a bad Friday the 13th just think you could be me: lost my phone and stuck in a blizzard in the Alps 👍🏼
— Charlie (@cor_aline_) January 13, 2017
for some reason I’ve never laughed harder than when my mom told me she was having a colonoscopy on a friday the 13th
(she’s fine)— LizW (@hellohappy_time) January 3, 2017
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