A lot of obstacles in life, but none greater than forgetting your headphones at the gym.
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 23, 2017
Saina Nehwal: "I'm gonna win a title months after a career threatening knee surgery."
Me: "Hurt my ankle while farting. No gym for 5 years."
— Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) January 23, 2017
When I'm at the gym, I 'take on fluids' rather than 'have a sip of water' so everyone knows I'm a badass.
— Barry Harper (@barryjohnharper) January 23, 2017
If you care about going to the gym but only sometimes, have I found the place for you! 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/50ttgUpEPL
— Aphmau (@_Aphmau_) January 21, 2017
You know it's time to hit the gym when you bend over and your belly looks like a wet bag of potato salad.
— Darla (@ddsmidt) January 22, 2017
Her: You're all sweaty! Where have you been?
*Flash back to an hour long struggle of me attempting to open a jar of beets*
Me: The gym.
— Scumbag Newfie (@NewfieScumbag) January 22, 2017
I wish I loved exercise as much as I love doing my makeup, sleeping 3 times a day and eating 10 times the average amount
— Beth Louise (@BethXLouiseX) January 23, 2017
Me: I Just Finished My Workout,
Time To Eat Something Healthy.
Me To Inner Me: Eat A Whole Pizza You Earned It. 🍕 pic.twitter.com/pdVN7FChRm
— S. Saleh Abbas 8⃣0⃣K (@SyedSalehAbbas) January 23, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries..
— Best of Food Porn (@Best_Food_Porn) January 20, 2017
my mind says work out but my heart says mozzarella sticks
— himynameisdiva (@himynameisdiva) January 19, 2017
Kinda wanna workout kinda wanna eat loaded cheese fries kinda wanna nap for five days kinda wanna get my life together by 3 on Thursday
— Perfect Boyfriend (@WhennBoys) January 21, 2017
When your workout is so intense you leave the gym with your head stuck up your arse. pic.twitter.com/YBgav9Mf07
— Kick The Bucket List (@KickbucketIist) January 21, 2017
I feel like people who go out running really have their shit together like seriously the only running I do is running out of money
— b.b (@Benoo_Brown) January 22, 2017
I celebrate each workout with a hamburger because I'm dedicated to not reaching my goals.
— Twin Dad (@TwinSurvivalist) January 23, 2017
Skipped my workout again, that's 43 straight years.
— Mr. Bea Arthur (@FuckabillyRex) January 14, 2017