I want ice cream when it's hot out, but I also want a bathing suit body when it's hot out. Summer struggles are real.
— Diamond Diploma (@DiamondDiploma) July 22, 2016
Any shame I felt about walking the beach in a swimsuit has been replaced with shame for describing my hunt for sea glass as "competitive."
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) July 22, 2016
— Dallas (@Dallas61412) July 28, 2016
I just spent 20 minutes in the tub, drank half a bottle of wine and forgot soap. I'm just going to call it pool time and not bathing.
— Bubbles n' Booze (@BubblesnBooze) July 28, 2016
i want a funnel cake for lunch. i want to eat it using two corn dogs as chopsticks. im going to go swimming immediately afterwards
— BAKOON! (@BAKKOOONN) July 27, 2016
"I'm so weak my cousin really went swimming with a goat and they both look happy asf 😂😂😂😂😂" pic.twitter.com/1uDHsAKBXa
— Tweet Like A Guy (@TweetLlkeAGuy) July 27, 2016
The key to surviving a summer in the south is to become nocturnal.
— Amie (@2Mon_Amie) July 23, 2016
When I swim I look like a knobbly beach ball. People often comment on my buoyish gourd looks.
— Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) July 29, 2016
If little kids can have ice cream at 10 AM then so can I dagnabbit.
— Jonathan Khoo (@jonk) July 29, 2016
I put my symptoms on WebMD and it turns out I just need to be on a beach drinking beer… pic.twitter.com/ciNj4KsfSu
— Tourist Spots (@Tourist_Spots) July 29, 2016
It's so hot I just walked outside with some raw cookie dough ice cream and three seconds later had fresh baked cookies and milk.
— Elle Chapo (@ElleOhHell) July 25, 2016
In this heat, I stay cool by stuffing myself in the freezer and closing the door. Hope there are no typos. It's dark in here.
— R.L. Stine (@RL_Stine) July 25, 2016
Everyone should believe in something, and I believe I should be on a beach drinking a margarita
— Addyson Harland (@AddsHarland) July 27, 2016
How to stay cool this summer…cut the shoulders off your shirts. Get that nice shoulder breeze. pic.twitter.com/gcXCRY6dVj
— Rhett & Link (@rhettandlink) July 26, 2016
It's so hot today the old men on the park benches have BOTH nuts hanging out of their shorts.
— C'est la vie (@Robert_Beau) July 25, 2016