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12 Times We Squeed Ourselves During New Girl’s Season 3 Premiere

You know how sometimes you wait all summer for a series to come back and then when it does, you feel kind of disappointed and let down? The New Girl season 3 premiere, “All In,” would be the exact opposite of that. It was everything I was hoping for and more. If you’ve been reading my New Girl recaps from season 2, it’s no secret that I’m big, honking fangirl. (That’s hyperbole. I don’t actually honk unless I’m in the car, if then.) Imagine my fannish glee at this episode. No. You cannot. But that’s okay. I give you, 12 epic moments of squeeful joy from “All In.”

1. The look on Nick’s face when Jess says, “Hey, Nick? Pull over.”

Hey Nick pull over 1_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick JessHey Nick pull over 2_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick Jess

Hey Nick pull over 3_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick JessHey Nick pull over 4_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick Jess

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2. The way the show didn’t jerk us around. Nick is wearing his heart on his sleeve and is blurting out the most heart-melty things.

I've wanted this for so long_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick JessI don't want anything to go wrong_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick Jess

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3. Winston’s desire to make sweet, sweet love to his puzzle.

I'm gonna do you puzzle_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Winston

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4. Jess deciding they need a Mexican vacay. Also, Nick sleeping on her shoulder.

Are we in Mexico 1_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick Jess

 

Are we in Mexico 2_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick Jess

5. More Nick blurtations of adorableness.

Of course he noticed you_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick JessYou're the prettiest girl on the beach_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick Jess

Awwwww_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick JessShut up_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick Jess

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6. Nick wanting to give Jess everything. Even if he must threaten a small child. Because this:

One day 1_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick Jess

One day 2_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick Jess

One day 4_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick Jess

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7. Schmidt realizing that Winston is color blind.

What color do you think you are 1_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Winston SchmidtWhat color do you think you are 2_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Winston Schmidt

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8. “It doesn’t matter, as long as I get to wake up next to you.”

Do you really want to wake up to this_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick JessIt doesn't matter as long as I wake up next to you_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick Jess

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9. Nick is not going to let Jess go. It’s both sweet and heartachy how afraid he is that he’s going to lose her if they go back to the real world.

I'm not ready to lose you_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick Jess

I just got you_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick Jess

I'm not letting you go_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick Jess

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10. The best deal anyone ever got on Craigslist.

I got a really great deal on Craigslist_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick JessI got all of you_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick Jess

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11. Jess believes in them.

I believe in us_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick Jess

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12. Nick got Jess something. It looks pretty on her, right?

I got you something 1_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick JessI got you something 2_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick Jess

I got you something 3_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick JessI got you something 4_New Girl Season 3 Premiere Nick Jess

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What did you think of this episode? Are you all in? What were some of your favorite moments? Tell us in the comments!

 

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Nanea Hoffman is the founder of Sweatpants & Coffee. She writes, she makes things, and she drinks an inordinate amount of coffee. She is also extremely fond of sweatpants. She believes in love, peace, joy, comfort, and caffeinated beverages.

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