As we all know, the shower is where some of our most profound (and often weird) thoughts occur. Here are some thoughts that will make you laugh, scratch your head, and probably ponder later in the shower.
- Take THAT!
2. Who tends the chicken tender, though?
3. J.K. Rowling, take note.
4. Dance like you’re practicing self-care.
5. Would totally make sense.
6. We’re all just taking turns using carbon.
7. The other ants are probably pissed.
8. Never thought gravity like that.
9. Well, writing IS therapeutic.
10. This is undeniably true.
11. Maybe they’re just happy doggos.
12. How adorable is that?
13. So THAT’S why they do that!
14. I demand to speak to the manager.
15. Where is the lie, tho?
16. Yay for flying wormies!
17. Someone should have told Sandra Bullock.
18. You can never unknow this.
19. What’s mine is mine.
20. Take comfort in this fact.
21. Mmmm…fermented plant juice.
Krystalynn Trammell
The only thing you can lick in the mirror is your tongue. The word bed is a self-illustration.
Harrison
If you have a young child and your life has been saved by a complete stranger for whatever reason (say pulled out of the way before being hit by a car) That stranger could’ve been your adult child who came back from the future to save your life or if someone has ever bumped into you on the street they could’ve been trying to delay your journey by a few seconds to stop you from getting hit by a car in a few minutes time
Ruby Holowatz
omg this so weird lol #halarius