Emily Parker

Humor

Tweet Roundup | This Week’s Funniest Tweets About Parenting During Quarantine

Fun Fact: The batteries in your kids' toys last four times as long in quarantine. Enjoy this week's funniest tweets!

Emily Parker

Posted on April 29, 2020

Humor

Tweet Roundup | This Week’s Funniest Tweets for People Who Don’t Feel Like Cooking

I don't feel like cooking, so you know what's for dinner? Girl Scout cookies. Enjoy this week's funniest tweets for people

Emily Parker

Posted on March 11, 2020

Humor

Tweet Roundup | Assorted Funnies From This Week, Vol. 9

I like to pretend that my second chin is just my first chin’s younger brother, who has come to visit for the holiday. Enjoy

Emily Parker

Posted on December 14, 2019

Humor

Tweet Roundup | This Week’s Funniest Tweets About Elf on the Shelf

Forgot to buy Elf on a Shelf so we're doing One Armed Barbie with the Bad Haircut on the Liquor Cabinet. Enjoy this week's

Emily Parker

Posted on December 8, 2019

Books, Fun

Impossible Quizzes | Great Opening Lines From Classic Literature

You may think you're quite a bookworm, but how well do you remember your classics? For this quiz, we've spanned all genres of

Emily Parker

Posted on December 1, 2019

Humor

Tweet Roundup | This Week’s Funniest Tweets About Disney+

Disney+ has made me realize how many intro songs I have buried deep in my brain. Enjoy this week's funniest tweets about Disney+!

Emily Parker

Posted on November 23, 2019

Fun

Tweet Roundup | This Week’s Funniest Tweets for Pasta Lovers

Are pasta servings a joke, or do I just eat an absurd amount of pasta? Enjoy this week's funniest tweets for pasta lovers!

Emily Parker

Posted on November 16, 2019

Humor

Tweet Roundup | Assorted Funnies From This Week, Vol. 8

I have three lingering, super-Catholic girl fears: demonic possession, stigmata, and failing to impress Madonna. Enjoy this

Emily Parker

Posted on November 9, 2019

Humor

Tweet Roundup | Assorted Funnies From This Week, Vol. 7

Sure, police officers should wear body cams, but so should husbands who are sent to the grocery store to buy just one item.

Emily Parker

Posted on November 2, 2019