Linda Belcher: The BFF we wish we had, and the mom/wife we kind of are.
Just once I would like my family to come into the kitchen while I'm making dinner and compliment me on the fire I made. Enjoy
"I really want to lose weight but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise scams." Enjoy this
Ok, time for this weekly team meeting. Let’s go. Can’t wait (except I can). Whoever decided Monday at 9:00am was
A booty call when you have kids is just someone screaming for you to wipe their bum. Enjoy this week's funniest tweets!
Enjoy this week's funniest tweets!