It’s fun to talk like a pirate, but it’s even more fun to drink like one. This rum-based punch will have you ready for swash-buckling adventures on the high seas!
First, get out a big bowl. Huge. Enormous. Preferably old and creepy looking. Antique silver would be perfect. Put that in a bigger container filled with dry ice. I like old wood.
Pour in the following in the punch bowl:
- 2 parts dark rum (Kraken preferred due to the amazing flavors and aromas)
- 2 parts white rum
- 2 parts triple sec
- 2 parts peach brandy
- 2 parts blue curaçao
- 2 parts mango juice
- 2 parts orange juice
- 1 parts key lime juice
- 1 parts agave nectar
Now, keep a container nearby to pour water on top of the dry ice so you can make an eerie, cold smoke with your devious, swarthy punch!