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Sweatpants & TV | Supernatural, season 11: The Quotes So Far

By Barbara Sirois Doyle

We’re past the midpoint of the season right now and the quips they are a flyin’. It was hard to narrow it down, but here are some of my favorites from the season’s first half. Check them out and see if you agree!

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Episode One

Dean: “Sure, why not. I mean, just a couple of hours ago I killed Death, so I’m pretty much open for anything.”

Sam: “This, this kill first question later. What happened to us? Hunting things — were good at that, sure we’re great at that. But that’s only half of the bumper sticker, man.”

Episode Two

Dean, about baby Amara: “What can I say? Chicks dig me.”

Sam, praying: “And if I have to die, I’ve made my peace with that, but please Dean deserves better. Dean deserves a life.”

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Episode Three:

Dean: “Come on, Crowley, pick up. I’ve left you a dozen messages! Why isn’t he answering the phone?”
Sam: “Because he’s a dick. And that’s not breaking news.”

Angel: “After Hannah died, Heaven’s pretty much been a suck sandwich.”

Episode Four

Sam: “Don’t ‘Night Moves’ me.”

Young John: “When has death ever stopped a Winchester?”

Dean, about his dream: “Dad’s sitting shotgun, but there aren’t any shotguns”

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Sam: “Good night, Jerk”
Dean: “’Night, Bitch.”

Sam: “Dean even the monsters are scared.”
Dean: “Let ’em be. You and me, we’re stopping this now.”

Dean: “Okay mom, let’s go home.”
Sam, patting Baby’s dash: “You know what? We are home.”

Episode Five

Dean: “Bottled toilet water?! Why do you keep spraying it?”
Sam: “I just wanted to see if the squeezy thing worked”

Sam: “There’s no sensitive way to tell someone their soul has been sucked out by a prehistoric tween.”

Episode Six

Sam: “Where’d you ditch the body?”
Dean: “School playground.”
Sam: “Come on.”
Dean: “Hospital parking lot.”

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Episode Seven

Dean: “I’m saying don’t count on God, count on us.”

Dean: “Killer clown? You’re serious?”
Sam: “No Dean, I’m joking. Because clowns are really funny to me.”

Episode Eight

Young Sam:  “I’m a Winchester. I hunt monsters. Why would I want anything else?”

Sam: “Ever think maybe you’re a hero to me? Sully, one thing I’ve learned, heroes aren’t perfect.”

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Episode Nine

Dean: “Listen—are you sure that you’re okay with this whole deal?”
Sam: “No. Not even a little. But what choice do we have, you know?”
Dean: “Okay, well, for the record? I hate it.”

Lucifer: “Hey, roomie. Upper bunk? Lower bunk? Or do you wanna share?”

Episode Ten

Lucifer: “You’re so overcome by guilt that you can’t stand to lose Dean again and he could never lose you. And so instead of choosing the world you choose each other, no matter how many innocent people die.”

Sam: “You’ll taunt me, and you’ll torture me, and I’ll say no. And eventually, sooner than you think, my brother’s gonna walk through that door and kick your ass.”
Lucifer, laughing: “Dean? You’re betting on Dean?”
Sam: “I always have.”

Sam’s Phone: (Dean’s voice) “Hey, Sam can’t talk right now because he’s waxing, like everything. But leave a message. ” (Sam’s voice) “Dean? What are you doing with my phone? Dean? Come on!”

Crowley: “Don’t worry about Sam.”
Dean: “Oh, I’m sorry. Have you met me?”

Sam: “’Cause this is what I think, I think that whoever wins — you or the Darkness — everyone else loses. So no. My answer is no. This isn’t because of Dean, or the past, this is about me having faith in my friends, having faith in my family. We will find a way. I’m ready to die and I’m ready to watch people I love die, but I’m not ready to be your bitch.”

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Episode Eleven

Sam: “Turns out Harold was stealing the other resident’s Viagra.”
Dean: “I know. A real dick move, huh?”

Dean: “Well, I always did have a thing for Blanche on the Golden Girls.”
Sam: “Really?”
Dean: “Hey, don’t judge what you don’t understand, Sammy.”

Sam: “I should have looked for you. When you were in Purgatory I…I should have turned over every stone but I didn’t. I stopped. And I’ve never forgiven myself for it.”
Dean: “Well, I have. Hey, that’s in the past man—what’s done is done. All that matters now, all that’s ever mattered, is that we’re together. So shut up and drink your beer.”

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Episode Twelve

Sam: “Dude, I’m not gonna survive hundreds of monster attacks to be flatlined by some double donut monstrosity.”

Jody: “That’s what’s so scary about family. It gives you so much to lose.”

Jody: “As long as everyone wears a condom we’ll be fine.”
Dean: “I want that bumper sticker.”

Episode Thirteen

Sam: “Is that a hickey?”
Dean: “And? It was Valentines’s Day. I can’t help it if I’m a hopeless romantic.”
Sam: “You got half of that right.”

Dean: “Yeah, and what’d you do judgey? Curl up in your Snuggie, watch ‘Fifty Shades’ on cable?

Sam: “Dean, do you honestly think you ever had a choice in the matter? She’s the sister of God. And for some reason she picked you, and that sucks, but if you think I’m gonna blame you or judge you, I’m not.”

 

What quotes have been your favorites from this season so far? Tell us in the comments!

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About Barbara Doyle (187 Articles)
Barbara Sirois Doyle is a Contributing Editor for Sweatpants & Coffee. She is a writer, mixed-media artist, and, most important, a wife and mother to her boyos three. She is a voracious reader, unapologetic uber-geek, and lover of all types of music, from Public Enemy to Rachmaninoff. If she's not watching Supernatural or Doctor Who, she is likely trolling the internet for amusing cat photos. She takes her coffee light with no sugar.

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