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Tweet Roundup | Assorted Funnies From This Week, Vol. 7

Sure, police officers should wear body cams, but so should husbands who are sent to the grocery store to buy just one item.

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Emily Parker

Posted on November 2, 2019

Tweet Roundup | Assorted Funnies From This Week, Vol. 6

I read somewhere that eating less cheese clears up your skin so I stocked up on foundation and Brie. Enjoy this week's

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Emily Parker

Posted on October 13, 2019

Tweet Roundup | Assorted Funnies From This Week, Vol. 5

Sure, that shirt is cute. But how well does the material clean your glasses? Enjoy this week's funniest tweets!

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Emily Parker

Posted on August 30, 2019

Tweet Roundup | Assorted Funnies From This Week, Vol. 4

I’m just a girl, staring inside my fridge, begging the random ingredients to get together and make something edible. Enjoy

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Emily Parker

Posted on August 23, 2019

Tweet Roundup | Assorted Funnies From This Week, Vol. 3

Pro of being an adult: I can eat 26 cookies and nobody can stop me. Con of being an adult: I just ate 26 cookies and nobody

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Emily Parker

Posted on August 2, 2019

Tweet Roundup | Assorted Funnies From This Week, Vol. 2

I was attacked by two different owls. I think they were in cahoots. Enjoy this week's funniest tweets!

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Emily Parker

Posted on July 26, 2019

Tweet Roundup | Assorted Funnies, Vol. 1

Never trust a psychic that doesn’t accept Walk-in appointments. The good ones should know you’re coming. Enjoy this week's

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Emily Parker

Posted on July 13, 2019