Just once I would like my family to come into the kitchen while I'm making dinner and compliment me on the fire I made. Enjoy
"I really want to lose weight but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise scams." Enjoy this
A booty call when you have kids is just someone screaming for you to wipe their bum. Enjoy this week's funniest tweets!
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Fun Fact: The batteries in your kids' toys last four times as long in quarantine. Enjoy this week's funniest tweets!
I don't feel like cooking, so you know what's for dinner? Girl Scout cookies. Enjoy this week's funniest tweets for people
I like to pretend that my second chin is just my first chin’s younger brother, who has come to visit for the holiday. Enjoy
Forgot to buy Elf on a Shelf so we're doing One Armed Barbie with the Bad Haircut on the Liquor Cabinet. Enjoy this week's
Disney+ has made me realize how many intro songs I have buried deep in my brain. Enjoy this week's funniest tweets about Disney+!
Are pasta servings a joke, or do I just eat an absurd amount of pasta? Enjoy this week's funniest tweets for pasta lovers!