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Tweet Roundup | This Week’s Funniest Tweets From Parents of Small Children

Sleeping with a toddler is like sharing a bed with a drunk octopus looking for its car keys. Enjoy this week's funniest

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Emily Parker

Posted on May 31, 2019

Tweet Roundup | This Week’s Funniest Tweets About Your Dang Kids

90% of parenting is peeling clementines and lying about what time it is. - Bunmi Laditan. Enjoy this week's funniest tweets

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Emily Parker

Posted on March 24, 2017