Humor Tweet Roundup | This Week’s Funniest Tweets From Parents of Small Children Sleeping with a toddler is like sharing a bed with a drunk octopus looking for its car keys. Enjoy this week's funniest Emily Parker Posted on May 31, 2019
Humor, Life Tweet Roundup | This Week’s Funniest Tweets About Living With Small Children Toddler: Someone who can't hear their own name being called, but can hear a candy wrapper through three walls and a thunderstorm. Emily Parker Posted on June 1, 2018