Me: Hey, stop it, we need to concentrate! My brain: My bologna has a first name... Enjoy this week's tweets for people whose
Did you ever see something in a dream that was so weird or funny that you had to make it in real life? These people did.
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Just once I would like my family to come into the kitchen while I'm making dinner and compliment me on the fire I made. Enjoy
"I really want to lose weight but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise scams." Enjoy this
A booty call when you have kids is just someone screaming for you to wipe their bum. Enjoy this week's funniest tweets!
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I don't feel like cooking, so you know what's for dinner? Girl Scout cookies. Enjoy this week's funniest tweets for people
I like to pretend that my second chin is just my first chin’s younger brother, who has come to visit for the holiday. Enjoy