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Tweet Roundup | Assorted Funnies From This Week, Vol. 9

I like to pretend that my second chin is just my first chin’s younger brother, who has come to visit for the holiday. Enjoy

Emily Parker

Posted on December 14, 2019

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Tweet Roundup | Assorted Funnies From This Week, Vol. 8

I have three lingering, super-Catholic girl fears: demonic possession, stigmata, and failing to impress Madonna. Enjoy this

Emily Parker

Posted on November 9, 2019

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Tweet Roundup | Assorted Funnies From This Week, Vol. 7

Sure, police officers should wear body cams, but so should husbands who are sent to the grocery store to buy just one item.

Emily Parker

Posted on November 2, 2019

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Tweet Roundup | Assorted Funnies From This Week, Vol. 6

I read somewhere that eating less cheese clears up your skin so I stocked up on foundation and Brie. Enjoy this week's

Emily Parker

Posted on October 13, 2019

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Tweet Roundup | Assorted Funnies From This Week, Vol. 5

Sure, that shirt is cute. But how well does the material clean your glasses? Enjoy this week's funniest tweets!

Emily Parker

Posted on August 30, 2019

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Tweet Roundup | Assorted Funnies From This Week, Vol. 4

I’m just a girl, staring inside my fridge, begging the random ingredients to get together and make something edible. Enjoy

Emily Parker

Posted on August 23, 2019

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Tweet Roundup | The ’80s Called and We’re Here for It

Anyone who grew up in the ’80s will find these Tweets relatable. So, break out the Aqua Net and throw a John Hughes

Sweatpants & Coffee

Posted on August 16, 2019

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Tweet Roundup | Assorted Funnies From This Week, Vol. 3

Pro of being an adult: I can eat 26 cookies and nobody can stop me. Con of being an adult: I just ate 26 cookies and nobody

Emily Parker

Posted on August 2, 2019

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Tweet Roundup | Assorted Funnies From This Week, Vol. 2

I was attacked by two different owls. I think they were in cahoots. Enjoy this week's funniest tweets!

Emily Parker

Posted on July 26, 2019

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Relatable Tweets About Lying to Ourselves

Sometimes, you just have to tell yourself whatever you need to hear. Enjoy these Tweets about little lies we tell ourselves.

Sweatpants & Coffee

Posted on July 20, 2019