I like to pretend that my second chin is just my first chin’s younger brother, who has come to visit for the holiday. Enjoy
I have three lingering, super-Catholic girl fears: demonic possession, stigmata, and failing to impress Madonna. Enjoy this
Sure, police officers should wear body cams, but so should husbands who are sent to the grocery store to buy just one item.
I read somewhere that eating less cheese clears up your skin so I stocked up on foundation and Brie. Enjoy this week's
Sure, that shirt is cute. But how well does the material clean your glasses? Enjoy this week's funniest tweets!
I’m just a girl, staring inside my fridge, begging the random ingredients to get together and make something edible. Enjoy
Anyone who grew up in the ’80s will find these Tweets relatable. So, break out the Aqua Net and throw a John Hughes
Pro of being an adult: I can eat 26 cookies and nobody can stop me. Con of being an adult: I just ate 26 cookies and nobody
I was attacked by two different owls. I think they were in cahoots. Enjoy this week's funniest tweets!