Me: We’re ordering pizza tonight. It’s a long story. But it’s an emergency.
Husband: No problem, is everything okay??
Me: Oh yeah, fine.
H: Well what was the emergency?
Me: …..I don’t want to cook…
Me: It felt like an emergency.
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) March 4, 2020
Little Caesars pizza:
For when you don’t want to cook, but also don’t care what you eat
— Theresa (@thgrace78_grace) February 24, 2020
I left work 3 hours late and I don’t want to cook dinner so ya know what’s for dinner? Girl Scout cookies
— D (@deejjayyy) February 28, 2020
can only cook when don’t want to eat
can only eat when don’t want to cook
— ryab (@_ryanmeier) March 2, 2020
Wife is out of town doing some work. Because I am going through a funk and don’t want to cook, I’m at Denny’s by my self, playing Pokémon. I’m ok with this. pic.twitter.com/O0ewr430cw
— Jason (@cptfarell) February 28, 2020
Just got in from the grocery store but now i don’t feel like cooking pic.twitter.com/smPa4byZUV
— Quamain (@DTF_yo_ma) February 29, 2020
Adulting: don’t feel like cooking. Pancakes for dinner instead.
Parenting: Look kids! Pancakes for dinner! We’re the best parents ever, right! pic.twitter.com/6yN5uBUiZl
— Hisham Zerriffi (@hishamzerriffi) February 26, 2020
Cereal is always there for you when you don’t want to cook and hate yourself.
— Fusrodah. (@Fusaah) March 1, 2020
I bought $150 worth of groceries today and don’t feel like cooking none of it. pic.twitter.com/ubJj8CVj8b
— Lia Taylor (@liatayyy) February 24, 2020
I realize this is the kind of decision-making that gets me in trouble but I am extremely hungry, I don’t feel like cooking, and there is excellent cheap pizza like two blocks away
— BatMal’s Bike Ears (@Malcontent79) February 6, 2020
the worst thing is when you’re really hungry but you don’t feel like cooking but everything you have to eat requires cooking
— fwanki (@effitsfwanki) February 4, 2020
pizza guy: any big plans for the evening?
me: nah i just have seasonal depression and don’t feel like cooking
pizza guy: haha, that is so relatable
— ℝℂ (@RustyBucketBae) January 22, 2020
Got off work late and don’t feel like cooking dinner? Eat 30-40 olives. Eat them with your fingers right out of the jar. pic.twitter.com/6M8wyr6Sxz
— ℂ ☭ (@420mercymain) January 19, 2020
Crudite for dinner. In fancy chef terms this is called “I don’t feel like cooking”. pic.twitter.com/IbGUn2bXIR
— Elizabeth Prata (@elizabethprata) December 28, 2019
One of the reasons I don’t want to get married is I don’t want to cook for anybody.
I’m sick just thinking about it
— Chief. (@BadmanSophss) December 16, 2019