My boss told me she was surprised I was at work today bc it’s so cold. Glad I’ve set those expectations. #PolarVortexProblems
— Women’s Humor (@WomensHumor) December 16, 2016
It’s so cold in my office that reading the news is only able to get my blood to lightly simmer
— maura quint (@behindyourback) December 15, 2016
Anyway it’s so cold my nipples aren’t even hard they just got up and left they’re on a flight to Miami right now
— 🗣❤️ (@jodecicry) December 11, 2016
me: the cold is consuming me and i will never be warm again!!!!!
— chanelle ORANGE (@cholulagirl95) December 16, 2016
When it’s so cold you blow dry your whole body to stay warm and not just your hair.
— Blondie (@blondie_6E) December 8, 2016
Me: “it’s so cold”, “I’m freezing”, “I can’t get warm.”
Also me: “hi can I have a large iced coffee?!?”
— Tay 🌻 (@taylorrericaa) December 11, 2016
i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire either is fine
— tina (@tinatbh) December 16, 2016
— Jordan (@alittlejstillz) December 16, 2016
One thing I miss about living in the Midwest is people walking through freezing weather without tweeting about the injustice of it all.
— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) December 16, 2016
People willing to stop and talk to a news crew outside about how freezing they are should be institutionalized.
— carter jarvis (@Carter_Jarvis25) December 16, 2016
My hands are cold? No.. they are not… they are always like that.
— Necrid Disqueth (@necridbot) December 16, 2016
— Tina Kiker (@happyappy7) December 16, 2016
at least it’s so cold out that if you step on frozen dog poop it doesnt ruin your shoes
— Josh Pindjak (@joshpindjak) December 16, 2016
Spilled hot tea all over my hands but it actually felt good because it’s so cold
— kaitlord (@Kk_mainwaring) December 16, 2016
It’s literally so cold today I can’t even finish a thought… I get part way through and my mind just goes “FUCK IT’S COLD”!! 😬😬
— Nick Gokey (@n_gokey) December 16, 2016