What if I get a new girlfriend but my mom still inviting my ex over to family functions and shit? What do you do then?
— High Fade Hustler (@wristofer) August 12, 2017
I used to think I knew what love was, thought I was madly in love with my ex gf, then I had a naked chicken chalupa with steak and cheese
— ambitious4life (@cmendez_2real) August 12, 2017
My ex sent me an old photo of us from a few years ago like " look at your face" I'm like . . pic.twitter.com/jilIFb0NDs
— FAME (@NiiSiika) August 12, 2017
A dear friend saw pic of my ex BF-dumped me HARD few yrs ago-on FB. Gained 75 lbs, went bald, w a super-mean looking lady. Happy Saturday!
— Arleen (@jennasmombx) August 12, 2017
my absolute fave was when my ex was being rude to me to show off in front of his friends, but his friends yelled at him to stop being rude
— canary (@un_t0uchables) August 12, 2017
Weekly gym motivation: the possibility of running into my ex from 20 years ago. He ain't looking bad. #iamthispetty
— Abbs (@uncreative2020) August 12, 2017
my homegirl just paid $3 to hear a voicemail from her ex in jail and all he said was "so you just gon leave me in here" lmfaoooo
— kasshole (@smits_kassidy) August 12, 2017
Talking to my girl about her ex.
"Didn't you see the red flags?"
Her "damn I'm colorblind! Idk!"
— La'i Lupeamanu (@Lai_luuu) August 10, 2017
I groomed my last two ex's to be better partners…..
I'm reclaiming my time
— Cosmic Matter (@KW33NSOHI9H) August 10, 2017
One of my ex's that I still despise to this day just msg me on some hey how are you pic.twitter.com/7hPGD41wsV
— Fee (@fefeee345) August 12, 2017
Everyday was hump day for my ex wife especially with our accountant and his brother. #WednesdayWisdom
— John (@smugchevyguy1) August 9, 2017
Hi 911, I accidentally liked my ex's new girlfriend's selfie from 57 weeks ago.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) August 9, 2017
I gave my ex relationship advice and now she's pregnant… well at least it's not mine ♂️
— Ash (@AshJoeyJames) August 7, 2017
my grandparents have been married for over 50 years and my grandma is still petty af about his ex gf lynda
— katie (@katieegroves) August 7, 2017
My ex cheated on me for 2 years, we've been broken up for a year. His mom still texts me apologizing that her son is a disappointment
— Christina McArthy (@christina_1637) August 5, 2017