High school me: Drinks 16 cups of coffee at midnight, falls asleep a half hour later.
Adult me: Drinks an extra half cup of coffee anytime past noon, can’t fall asleep until 3am. #HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe
— Agnes Eva Savich (@agnesevasavich) March 7, 2019
High school me: I’m not wearing or buying off brands, I rock name brands.
Adult me: Where are the sales? Do we have coupons?#HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe
— Brian Alan M.A.Ed. (@KonsciousNUPE) March 7, 2019
HIGH SCHOOL ME: ugh my mom is so annoying and nosy, why can’t she just leave me alone?
ADULT ME: *calls mom for the 3rd time today to tell her about this cool tree I saw*#HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe
— Allie Baba (@NsbSo) March 7, 2019
High School Me: I wish I had more friends to hang out with.
Adult Me: If there’s more than 3 people going then I’m out. #HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe
— Andrea Macias (@Andreaishh) March 7, 2019
Then: Favorite hobby is shopping
— Cameryn Frost (@camerynf) March 7, 2019
High school: I like grunge!
Adult: I like hard rock from the 1990s!#HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe
— Starwolf Oakley (@starwolf_oakley) March 7, 2019
HS ME: I hope I get invited to this party.
AdultMe: Jesus, why do I have to go to this fucking party?#HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe
— The Critic (@The_Critic) March 7, 2019
High school me: Shy, nerdy, and a little awkward.
Adult me: Shy, nerdy, and a little awkward, but with much straighter teeth and an excellent credit score.#HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe
— Steven Tonthat (@Steventonthat) March 7, 2019
then: fuck the man! *flips the bird and does a kickflip*
now: fuck the man! *flips the bird and hand cramps up painfully*#HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe
— Victor Cuellar (@vhustle) March 7, 2019
High School Me: Airports are so cool!!
Adult Me: Airports are the 3rd, 4th, and 5th levels of hell, combined.
— Jim Bush. A Quinn Martin Production (@escapecar) March 7, 2019
HS me: okay so in like 6 years I’ll be famous, be married with kids and have my own makeup brand and maybe a cat
Adult me: pic.twitter.com/r1Pt6tWLmz
— Eve (@eve_ramus) March 7, 2019
High School Me: I’ve stayed up too late, I’m going to be tired tomorrow.
— CYN🤟The Webber-Baldwins💍til death do they part (@lilsvenska) March 7, 2019
High school me: I wish I had the money to go shopping.
Adult me: I wish I had the energy to go shopping.#HighSchoolMeVsAdultMe
— Jenny Lawson (@TheBloggess) March 7, 2019
High School Me: I can’t wait to graduate, I want to be around mature adults! 😞
Adult Me: this bitch in the next cube been talking shit about Becky from accounting for a whole hour. 👀
— manywisps (@manywisps) March 7, 2019
High school me walking into a room: I hope these people like me.
Adult me walking into a room: I hope I like these people
— Benjamin Allbright (@AllbrightNFL) March 7, 2019