He doesn’t even call me. Why would he call you?
(Insert naked baby photo here)#IfMomWroteMyTinderBio
— Keebler Sidejob (@kauffeemann) May 10, 2017
she’d say “Tinder” isn’t that what lumberjacks shout when they cut down a tree??
— Richard H (@FeeBooths) May 10, 2017
— Katlyn Breanne (@KatlynMcGoldric) May 10, 2017
You mean everyone’s Mum doesn’t write their bio? Goddammit. Not again. #IfMomWroteMyTinderBio
— Fiona Morris (@fionamorris123) May 10, 2017
Special little soldier who is the most handsome man in the world looking for a woman who will never be good enough.#IfMomWroteMyTinderBio
— Tend To Disagree (@tendtodisagree) May 10, 2017
She’s a really beautiful person & soul.
Ok where is the submit button? I “click submit”. It didn’t work. “SUBMIT”? pic.twitter.com/P7CwKAeiiR
— Ɗєє ínαpprσpríαtєlч (@deedles420) May 10, 2017
It would be in cursive and on a light pink piece of paper with a strawberry vine border. #IfMomWroteMyTinderBio
— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) May 10, 2017
I’m unclear why the son I raised would want to meet someone this way but look at that face & swipe right please. #IfMomWroteMyTinderBio
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) May 10, 2017
HOW DO YOU GET IT OFF ALL CAPS? #IfMomWroteMyTinderBio
— Disco_cunt (@choo2008) May 10, 2017
room probably not clean
doesn’t text back for hours
if you can’t fry chicken he not interested
has work tomorrow
— Row (@notarrowthomas) May 10, 2017
— Amanda (@512AmandaG) May 10, 2017
Don’t think you’re special dear, he sends his dick to everyone #IfMomWroteMyTinderBio
— Average Joe 🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@averigejoe) May 10, 2017
Make sure her posture is straight!
Don’t allow her to stay in bed all day!
Make sure she eats much healthy food!
— Isabel~glaBella (@PhilPhanDanPhan) May 10, 2017
Why would you Left Swipe him??? He’s a GOOD BOY! No smokers. #IfMomWroteMyTinderBio
— Jim Wright (@JWr1ghtBra1n) May 10, 2017
#IfMomWroteMyTinderBio “Please provide full name/address so I can search you in the public records/check your credit score.” MOMS DON’T PLAY
— Imani Albert (@imanialbert) May 10, 2017