I may be getting old but not “doesn’t know what day of the week it is” old. I can tell by which day I open on my daily pill organizer.
— Boyd’s Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) August 29, 2016
I’m getting old because I’m watching the vma pre show and have zero idea who these people are.
— Christopher Manzo (@chris_manzo) August 29, 2016
Boss: why were you late today?
Me: because sleep is amazing and being an adult is terrifying:
Boss: true pic.twitter.com/ya2xdCS0YF— 2DayFM 104.1 (@2DayFM) August 21, 2016
Why doesn’t anyone tell you that being an adult is mostly asking yourself, “What kind of sad salad should I have for lunch today?”
— Margaret Abrams (@margaretabrams) August 31, 2016
So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff
— ㅤ (@SrslyRelatabIe) August 30, 2016
big tshirts & sweatpants might be the perfect outfit. am i going to run some quick errands? am i gonna take a nap? u will never really know
— el chapo✨ (@_X0CHITL) August 21, 2016
90% of being an adult is fantasizing about ways to avoid it.
— Mmmkay? (@missekay) August 26, 2016
When my @fitbit buzzes and says I’ve hit my step goal, I feel like that’s the signal that I’ve done enough adulting for the day.
— Lisa Jakub (@Lisa_Jakub) August 31, 2016
I thought I was doing well at this whole adulting thing……. But here I am drying my hair out my car window
— lindsey partridge (@LindseyP_8) August 31, 2016
sometimes I write things in my planner that ive already done just so I can immediately cross them off & feel good about myself #adulting
— Taylee (@tailshudson) August 31, 2016
I spent $80 at Walmart today on 3 bags of groceries and a laundry basket. Adulting is trash don’t let anybody lie to you.
— Dom (@Dom_Dalbert) August 25, 2016
Why is it that I’m a 24 yr old ADULT but last night when I spilled RED WINE on MY CARPET all I could think was “omg when my mom sees this😳”
— Kathleen Fuentes (@KathleenLights1) August 30, 2016
Is adulthood just a never ending cycle of watching Facebook recipe videos while eating a Lean Cuisine?
— Catie Warren (@catie__warren) August 31, 2016
I mean, what’s the motivation to keep doing things if there isn’t a parade thrown in my honor at every step? Adulting is stupid.
— Bassey (@Basseyworld) August 31, 2016
The best part of being a grownup is you can melt cheese on whatever the hell you want.
— Lunarbaboon (@Lunarbaboon) August 20, 2016
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