I wonder if cults buy their caskets in bulk from Costco?
— Destry (@DestryBrod) August 16, 2018
My coworker, Brian, and I went to Sam’s Club for “just a few things” and anyway we spent $650 and got churros because what harm is 3 more dollars
— Molly McCreary (@molly_pop12) August 16, 2018
— Evan Hoge (@evhoge) August 16, 2018
Looks like my wife isn’t getting rid of me for awhile, she bought me the big bottle of shampoo from Costco.
— Faber (@dfaber84) August 19, 2018
Beg in front of Costco. No one needs all 15 cans of ravioli.
— Keith P. (@drivingnseattle) August 15, 2018
my dad has an unhealthy habit of bulk buying random shit and today’s secret item is veggie straws and corn chips and a big ass tub of spinach dip
— g (@_jeeyan) August 20, 2018
You know what else is dangerous? A Sam’s Club card. Explain to me why I just bought 50 cups of applesauce my roommate and I don’t even like applesauce
— Shelbs🤘 (@Shelbsville) August 15, 2018
Have you ever seen a suburban family leaving Costco without a 864 pack of toilet paper
— jacqueline (@mommywithnokids) August 20, 2018
i made the mistake of buying the bulk size bbq chip at sams club and now i’ve eaten bbq chips with every meal the past three days
— edna mode (@amoeffner19) August 15, 2018
Seeing a Costco employee putting out a fresh tray of samples pic.twitter.com/rQrkB1xIhe
— miguel miranda (@MiguelMiranda74) August 16, 2018
Me n Aidan went to costco to buy our creamfields drink n we came out with 50 chicken wings, a kilo of salsa, a massive cake n zero drink 🙃
— Alicia Turner (@aliturnerrrr) August 18, 2018
I needed 8oz of cream cheese for a recipe.
I didn’t want to go to two stores so my refrigerator is now well stocked with 96 oz of it thanks to Sam’s Club.
— Kristina Nicolina (@kris_nicolina) August 16, 2018
Went to Costco on my break, for trash bags and toilet paper, came out with a home security system, a fancy trash can, a tub of beef jerky, and a jacket.
— Raul Montemayor® (@RaulM956) August 16, 2018
What DOESN’T Costco have. You can stock up on peta chips, buy an engagement ring, get ya some fresh new sketchers, samples at every corner, stock up on tide pods, AND plan your next cruise ???
— amanda (@amand_pearl) August 14, 2018
Went to Costco today to get a $1.50 hot dog. Ended up costing me $200.
— Ron Cervenka (@Think_BlueLA) August 9, 2018