I’m wearing these to walk my dog while all my pairs of socks are in the laundry. Maybe I should join the circus? pic.twitter.com/v63mjWV7Lf
— operaglenn (@operaglenn) February 19, 2019
[Kitchen: 2 year Old on Counter]
Me: You need to get down.
Daughter: I’m doing dishes.
Me: *Forgets she’s two. Ignores all past mistakes* Oh. Carry on then.
[Slightly Later]
Wife: Why is is there soap all over the counter?!
Me: She was doing dishes!
Wife:
Me: She…yeah.
— Nathan Gregory (@MrGirlDad) February 19, 2019
This pile of laundry is not bringing us joy! #whoiswithme via@sortofagoodmom #repost pic.twitter.com/i74hQAa8sw
— Pigtails & Crewcuts (@pnckidshaircuts) February 19, 2019
Here’s a little song I wrote about doing the kids laundry it’s called “I Found 80 Candy Wrappers in the Lint Filter” and a one and a two
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) February 18, 2019
The way I hate doing dishes, I consider this to be the greatest invention ever….. pic.twitter.com/x8Gj4khQ0n
— Motormouth (@P_Myte) February 18, 2019
I’d rather wash the dishes 4x then mop my floor 😩. I hateeeeee mopping.
— Kat ; (@KathyyKiim) February 19, 2019
Dad: I need to iron my shirt for work
Kevin: I’ll move off the ironing board once you change the TV channel
Dad: It’s just a program about cat behaviour
Kevin: It’s all nonsense and not based on fact
Dad: Are you worried I might learn something?
Kevin: No chance#recycledtweet pic.twitter.com/6Ff1UrjPUd— 😽Kevin & Scampi😺 (@KevinScampi) February 18, 2019
Its 11 PM & my neighbor is vacuuming….. pic.twitter.com/0n7hyqhDSW
— Emily J. ✨ (@Em_K_Jo) February 19, 2019
When your mom says you can’t go out until you do your chores . pic.twitter.com/3xED3SFCuw
— Michael (@MLopez0524) February 18, 2019
That awkward moment when your wife just finished doing the dishes as you slowly put yours in the sink…😬
— James (@CJBurberry) February 16, 2019
My favorite part about doing a bunch of yard work is you can use that as justification to have a beer when your done even if it’s 11:30 in the morning pic.twitter.com/h6iHWjqCcP
— so basically,,,, im creacher (@Clemancholy2) February 16, 2019
My son bought me coffee in bed this morning. He’s also emptied the dishwasher and is now vacuuming without being asked. There are only two explanations:
1. My real son has been kidnapped & replaced with a Synth, or
2. He’s trying to reduce his PS4 ban.— julia marriott RD (@AlimentaryBites) February 17, 2019
Ironing towels… is that something people actually do? pic.twitter.com/rupf9I8uor
— Morgan 💕 (@morgmeadows) February 18, 2019
you know that feeling after you clean up, sweeping and mopping the floor and everything is as straight tidy as it can get with 2 kids? then your kids get home and go, fuck yeah, clean floor, lets throw all the food, playdough and toys on it. Then piss on them. its good.
— bentombed (@bentombed) February 19, 2019
Stopped doing my chores cause my cat wanted to cuddle.
Priorities.— All*That*Jaz (@jazmin_cluff) February 21, 2019
Emily Parker is a musician, writer, and avid reader who started Bucket List Book Reviews, the ‘1,001 Books to Read Before You Die’ project. For Sweatpants & Coffee, Emily hopes to inspire the reading of the classics by a whole new audience by only reviewing the really good stuff.
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