Tweet Roundup | This Week’s Funniest Tweets About Doing Your Chores

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I’m wearing these to walk my dog while all my pairs of socks are in the laundry. Maybe I should join the circus? pic.twitter.com/v63mjWV7Lf

— operaglenn (@operaglenn) February 19, 2019

[Kitchen: 2 year Old on Counter]

Me: You need to get down.

Daughter: I’m doing dishes.

Me: *Forgets she’s two. Ignores all past mistakes* Oh. Carry on then.

[Slightly Later]

Wife: Why is is there soap all over the counter?!

Me: She was doing dishes!

Wife:

Me: She…yeah.

— Nathan Gregory (@MrGirlDad) February 19, 2019

This pile of laundry is not bringing us joy! #whoiswithme via@sortofagoodmom #repost pic.twitter.com/i74hQAa8sw

— Pigtails & Crewcuts (@pnckidshaircuts) February 19, 2019

Here’s a little song I wrote about doing the kids laundry it’s called “I Found 80 Candy Wrappers in the Lint Filter” and a one and a two

— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) February 18, 2019

The way I hate doing dishes, I consider this to be the greatest invention ever….. pic.twitter.com/x8Gj4khQ0n

— Motormouth (@P_Myte) February 18, 2019

I’d rather wash the dishes 4x then mop my floor 😩. I hateeeeee mopping.

— Kat ; (@KathyyKiim) February 19, 2019

Dad: I need to iron my shirt for work
Kevin: I’ll move off the ironing board once you change the TV channel
Dad: It’s just a program about cat behaviour
Kevin: It’s all nonsense and not based on fact
Dad: Are you worried I might learn something?
Kevin: No chance#recycledtweet pic.twitter.com/6Ff1UrjPUd

— 😽Kevin & Scampi😺 (@KevinScampi) February 18, 2019

Its 11 PM & my neighbor is vacuuming….. pic.twitter.com/0n7hyqhDSW

— Emily J. ✨ (@Em_K_Jo) February 19, 2019

When your mom says you can’t go out until you do your chores . pic.twitter.com/3xED3SFCuw

— Michael (@MLopez0524) February 18, 2019

That awkward moment when your wife just finished doing the dishes as you slowly put yours in the sink…😬

— James (@CJBurberry) February 16, 2019

My favorite part about doing a bunch of yard work is you can use that as justification to have a beer when your done even if it’s 11:30 in the morning pic.twitter.com/h6iHWjqCcP

— so basically,,,, im creacher (@Clemancholy2) February 16, 2019

My son bought me coffee in bed this morning. He’s also emptied the dishwasher and is now vacuuming without being asked. There are only two explanations:
1. My real son has been kidnapped & replaced with a Synth, or
2. He’s trying to reduce his PS4 ban.

— julia marriott RD (@AlimentaryBites) February 17, 2019

Ironing towels… is that something people actually do? pic.twitter.com/rupf9I8uor

— Morgan 💕 (@morgmeadows) February 18, 2019

you know that feeling after you clean up, sweeping and mopping the floor and everything is as straight tidy as it can get with 2 kids? then your kids get home and go, fuck yeah, clean floor, lets throw all the food, playdough and toys on it. Then piss on them. its good.

— bentombed (@bentombed) February 19, 2019

Stopped doing my chores cause my cat wanted to cuddle.
Priorities.

— All*That*Jaz (@jazmin_cluff) February 21, 2019

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