Tweet Roundup | This Week’s Funniest Tweets About Cooking

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“(650): What’re you gonna do with the rest of your night?

(858): Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie”

— TextsFromLastNight (@TFLN) June 15, 2016

I can’t even make microwave Mac and cheese and I’m supposed to make important life decisions

— storm (@StormZink) June 6, 2016

I think my house is haunted because I tried cooking and it didn’t taste very good.

— Cracked.com (@cracked) June 15, 2016

The sound of an exploding weenie in the microwave, is my mating call.

— I’m yer Freckleberry (@PicklesnPickles) June 15, 2016

When your grandma is cooking with chile pic.twitter.com/HLmGOjLztJ

— EMO GOD (@MattsSad) June 14, 2016

Why does cooking take like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights

— The Struggle Bus (@FactsOrDie) June 14, 2016

Honey, stop complaining about where we’ve gone for your birthday dinner and just order into the damn speaker so we can pull ahead.

— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) June 15, 2016

*watches an hour long cooking show making creamy fancy dessert*

*buys pre-made jello pudding cups*

— Ɠıཞɩ Ơŋ ɬą℘ąʂ (@girlontapas) June 13, 2016

i just got this really great idea to teach myself guitar but then i realized i can’t even teach myself to cook pasta correctly

— ellie humphrey (@humphreyyy67) June 15, 2016

I do my best cooking when I’ve been drinking…

-and other lies I tell myself

— Kimtopher (@chelliet22) June 11, 2016

Some days I feel like an adult…and other days I catch a bagel on fire in the microwave 🔥 pic.twitter.com/bJ5opqC0N8

— Jason wirtz (@WirtzJason) June 7, 2016

i wanna host a cooking show where i just make sandwiches. i’d call it “between two breads”

— onlyastoner (@onlyastoner) June 10, 2016

My microwave broke and now I can’t cook.

— Snowbee (@3Snowbee3) June 9, 2016

Man, how long does it take for a skillet to heat up?

*looks down
*stove top isn’t on

— Buff-ish (@dplummer79) June 8, 2016

I need to get some cooking skills or marry someone who does otherwise my kids are having Tyson chicken nuggets and mac & cheese everyday

— Kayla Olsen (@olsenkayla) June 13, 2016

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