Who needs an Elf on the Shelf when
Twitter can give you a Troll on a Roll ?
— A Shot of Steve™ (@SteveKoehler22) December 9, 2016
I hope the elf on a shelf thing dies before I ever have kids. I am waaay too lazy for that.
— Mariah (@mariiiahkay) December 8, 2016
Got stoned before I hid the Elf on a Shelf & now I can't find that little dude anywhere. #elfonashelf
— Adam Dodd (@theadamdodd) December 5, 2016
I just held the boys' Elf on a Shelf like a priest holds a crucifix in an exorcism. "May the power of Santa compel you & stop being a brat!"
— cupthatcupcake (@cupthatcupcake) December 9, 2016
Sitting at a bar, waiting for my friends, and looking up Elf on the Shelf ideas. THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE HAS COME TO pic.twitter.com/5w4drseYcJ
— Linz DeFranco (@LinzDeFranco) December 3, 2016
None of this "Elf On The Shelf" stuff at our place. We're more of a "Grouch On The Couch" establishment
— Ted Spurgeon (@TedSpurgeon1) December 9, 2016
I bet the parents that started Elf on the Shelf w/ their kids didn't realize how many years they'd have to keep up this charade..poor things
— Devin Gaudet (@DevinNicole_) December 9, 2016
Whenever I see the Elf on the Shelf I become a crabby 80 year old talking about "Back in my day we just behaved or we didn't get anything"
— Rachel Di Cresce (@DicresceRachel) December 9, 2016
the kid I babysit tied the elf on the shelf to his toy train tracks and is trying to run it over
should I be concerned????
— jill cervini (@jill_cervini) December 9, 2016
i'm so glad they didn't have elf on a shelf when i was a kid. i was enough of an anxious, paranoid mess of a child.
— 💫🎄 xmas blob 🎄💫 (@sailor_P00N) December 9, 2016
— Grandpa Batman (@Grandpa_Batman) December 9, 2016
If I walk into your house and you have an elf on the shelf, I'm walking right back out.
But I'm making a plate first.
— Richy Rich (@RichyRich) December 9, 2016
There needs to be an adult elf on the shelf where it's just wine that you wake up to and have to find
— Becci Bailey (@BecciLouise94) December 9, 2016
Hello, my name is Troy, and I'm made uncomfortable by green beans, hugs that last longer than they should, and Elf on the Shelf.
— O Christmas Troy™ 🎄 (@KachowTroy) December 9, 2016
Oh no, sweetie!! It looks like your Elf on the Shelf forgot to take his lithium and threw himself headfirst into the garbage disposal
— Mr. Rots (@MisterRots) December 9, 2016