it had never crossed my mind to marry a southern country boy until I started watching fixer upper. chip gaines is the ultimate husband and I won’t settle for anything less.
— Brianna Cowing (@briannacowing19) June 23, 2018
joana gaines at the end of every. single. episode of fixer upper regardless of how tiny the interior is: this is gonna be a long night. I have a lot of work to do so chips gonna take the kids and i’ll be here for a while. this is a big space so it’s gonna be a long night for me
— julie (@Juli3Diane) June 20, 2018
Was watching HGTV this morning while eating breakfast and then immediately turned the tv off because I was intensely unhappy with the house the couple chose for their fixer upper renovation project.
And then I realized I’m a suburban 40 year old mother.
— Ben Fowler (@BenF0wler) June 24, 2018
Why does no one on House Hunters or Fixer Upper or Flip or Flop ever want a LIBRARY??? Like that would be my no. 1 priority. I’ll cook in a teeny kitchen just give me a MASSIVE VINTAGE-STYLE LIBRARY. 😭
— Sarah St John (@ItsTheRealSJ) June 23, 2018
Foreplay in your 40’s:
*watching Fixer Upper*
Her: They found shiplap behind that wall!!!
Me: wanna fool around?
Her: sure, I’m halfway there anyway— Uncle D (@therealnauman1) June 22, 2018
“What do you wanna do after high school?”
Well Greys Anatomy makes me wanna go to medical school and become a surgeon.
Fixer Upper makes me wanna flip houses and do interior design.
School itself makes me wanna dropout and become a stripper. So IDK
— Morgan (@IgouMorgan) June 19, 2018
17 month old ran off with the remote and flipped channels until he saw chip and joanna😂 raising him right 🤙 #fixerupper
— saragrace👑 (@sara_looney1) June 22, 2018
I watch one episode of fixer upper and swear I’m Joanna Gaines
— hails (@hailey_mcgough) June 20, 2018
Them: What’re your plans this weekend?
Me: Man, I haven’t thought about it, but idk I’ll probably play Sims and pretend I’m Chip & Joanna Gaines from Fixer Upper, demolish and restore three homes, create a family & then have them choose one or something lol idk what about you?— Carl (@gnarlystewart) June 16, 2018
binged watched all 4 seasons of fixer upper on Hulu and have managed to order over 1000$ worth of knick knacks this month!! Honestly I blame Joanna
— mandy (@MandySalles127) June 19, 2018
I’ve been watching fixer upper all afternoon… I’m ready to build a house, someone give me a hammer and a target gift card
— Sara Grace (@saragracee14) June 13, 2018
My favorite part of Fixer Upper is when Chip & Joanna tell their kids about their upcoming project and the kids ignore them because they DO NOT give an f,,, they just want to play in the farmhouse
— floral whore (@hales96) June 12, 2018
(Walk into my mom’s house, find my her watching FIXER UPPER.)
Me (points to screen): I like those doors.
Mom (opens phone): I took this photo of some just like it at a restaurant.
Me: What restaurant?
Mom: Biscuitville.
— Jason Latour (@jasonlatour) June 11, 2018
After watching fixer upper all day, if I don’t end up with a relationship like Chip and Joanna’s I will be highly disappointed
— sade🌼 (@ellenburgsadie) June 8, 2018
Wisdom teeth?: out
High as?: tits
Watching?: Fixer Upper
Yee?: Haw— Paige (@Paige__Batson) June 8, 2018
Emily Parker is a musician, writer, and avid reader who started Bucket List Book Reviews, the ‘1,001 Books to Read Before You Die’ project. For Sweatpants & Coffee, Emily hopes to inspire the reading of the classics by a whole new audience by only reviewing the really good stuff.
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