When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone pic.twitter.com/4lHlo84aJh
— Steve Stifler (@SteveStiffIer) September 8, 2016
Date someone who thinks ur the most beautiful girl in the world and tells u every day and never lets u be sad or hungry. Date ur grandma
— rav (@RavenneHoward) September 7, 2016
An actual phone conversation with my grandma:
“I know you’re sad your best friend is moving”
Me: “yeah I am”
“Well my best friend died.”
— Tyler Layne (@TylerLayneMusic) September 6, 2016
“If you let people crap all over you. Imagine how you’ll smell”… Thanks for the wise words Poppop. Love you 2.3.4
— Alex & Sierra (@AlexandSierra) September 1, 2016
My Gram told me that her sis bought her a margarita at the bar last weekend and my gram told her “what the hell is this? I like my beer” 😂😂
— ⭐Raw.Key⭐ (@RaquelRose08) September 8, 2016
When your grandma thinks she just bought a hat describing herself but.. pic.twitter.com/ps26WK2cwX
— Brianna (@brigonzalez15) September 4, 2016
*my grandma’s head is in the pillow*
Grandma? are you tired?
NO, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, GET UP AND DANCE FOR YOU?
— Kevin Droniak (@kevindroniak) September 3, 2016
4 cups of lard.
Totally fine cause it’s my great grandmother’s recipe and TRADITIONS.
— Burning Mom (@MomOnFire) September 1, 2016
My nana is so excited to make some jam for me to take to uni with… I’ll be skint and hungry but at least I’ll have jam🙃
— Faye (@FayeHindmarsh) September 8, 2016
When your grandma gives you $50 for no reason pic.twitter.com/zCrdT44X0H
— Jessica (@BrunetteGaga) August 30, 2016
my nana: drinks a whole bottle of wine
my nana: “see I can be vegan too”
— meghan currie (@meghancurrrie) September 3, 2016
ME: An asteroid is heading towards Earth
MY NANA: Would you like a sandwich?
— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) September 2, 2016
My grandpa got drunk again and sent me $20 in the mail for “drugs and hookers.” Dude, this isn’t 1960 I need at least ten times that amount.
— Jim (@GibJimson) September 2, 2016
You ever tell your grandma that you’re hungry, then all of a sudden it’s Thanksgiving in the middle of September?
— Gegizana (@TheGeginator) August 30, 2016
People ask me how I became so confident but the background on my grandma’s phone is a picture of herself so I still have a lot to learn.
— GABY DUNN (@gabydunn) September 4, 2016