me watching the great british bake off:
season 1: wow what a cool show
season 2: HOLY SHIT THAT PASTRY HAS A SOGGY BOTTOM— Claire Hansen (@claire_hansen17) January 13, 2019
Why isn’t there a celebrity British bake off I wanna see Idris Elba and Liam Neeson make patisserie sculptures
— salt, fat, acid, yeet (@hermit_hwarang) January 14, 2019
My girlfriend is obsessed with “The Great British Bake-off.” I complained just now that there’s never any drama in it and she screamed “IT’S BISCUIT WEEK IS THAT NOT ENOUGH DRAMA FOR YOU” and honestly I have never felt more put in my place.
— Pablo Maurer (@MLSist) January 13, 2019
jesus great british bake off has gotten ruthless ever since mel and sue left pic.twitter.com/XUIqcVcVXo
— Will Kellogg (@Will_Kellogg) January 11, 2019
how come great british bake-off looks like it takes place inside an easter egg and all american cooking competition shows are like MURDER CHEF U.S.A.
— bread lesbian (@gay4baguettes) January 11, 2019
Things I cried at this weekend that perhaps did not deserve crying include both nasal irrigation and GREAT BRITISH BAKE-OFF.
— Chelsea Jupin (@chelseajupin) January 14, 2019
Started watching the great british bake-off, and I love it when there’s a shot of someone drinking a cup of tea just super casually in the middle of baking
— Paige (@ayeee_itspaige) January 13, 2019
i just watched twenty minutes of great british bake off and im already so emotionally invested in these people. what the fuck
— new year new john (@_johnanderson_) January 12, 2019
Big life update: I watch so much Great British Bake Off now that I called a cookie a biscuit in real life today
— Tierney Hossle (@Tierneyh) January 12, 2019
I’ve graduated from listening to podcasts to watching The Great British Bake-off while running at the gym and honestly it was a premium life upgrade.
— Katie (@katieeselman) January 12, 2019
Your kid may watch too much Great British Bake Off if they hear the kitchen timer go off and declare “bakers step away from your bakes.”
— Mama Bird (@Mamabird1519) January 6, 2019
[Watching Great British Bake Off]
ME (Watching Paul Hollywood explain why you can’t overwork soda bread): Oh that’s interesting, I didn’t know that.
ME (6 minutes later, watching a contestant knead their soda bread): You absolute fucking moron. Have you even SEEN bread before??
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) December 30, 2018
me watching Great British Bake-Off: Sorry to see you go, mate, but you bungled a genoise! Get your life in order
me baking: A for effort, handshake from myself for trying pic.twitter.com/PsK9RAmcse— emery lord (@emerylord) December 24, 2018
my favorite christmas carol is my mother softly saying “oh god” in reaction to mistakes being made during the technical challenge in the great british bake-off
— zoe kazan (@zoeinthecities) December 23, 2018
The Great British Bake Off
Mary & Paul: “American desserts are just *too* sweet. CLOYING, I say!”
35 seconds later…
“Today we would like you to make Marry Berry’s own Queen of Puddings recipe, which is exactly three different layers of sugar. It’s marvelously balanced.”
— Adrian F. Wassel (@afwassel) December 15, 2018
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