Me: The junk drawer goblin has eaten my hammer!
Wife: You mean the one you’re holding?
Me: Oh. My bad.
Junk Drawer Goblin: Idiot.
— Phil (@geowizzacist) May 19, 2018
Why are they called boxer briefs and not a junk drawer?
— Bat Shit Crazy (@BatBatshitcrazy) May 19, 2018
Our refrigerator is basically a junk
drawer with choice of beverages.— A Shot of Steve™ ⚡ (@SteveKoehler22) May 19, 2018
The best thing about moving into a new house is picking out the junk drawer.
— Boyd’s Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) May 19, 2018
Can I see your junk drawer?
-Me, flirting.
— WineMummy (@WineMummy) May 19, 2018
I can tell you one thing, what every race has in common is a “Junk Drawer”. pic.twitter.com/xdHj1pWL3v
— REA✨ (@MaRiA_pAyNe6) May 21, 2018
Good thing I have this junk drawer full of new batteries mixed in with old batteries so that finding working batteries is never a frustrating task
— The Dad (@thedad) May 20, 2018
My junk drawer is filled with half-used beauty products that never fulfilled their promise.
— DevilryFun (@DevilryFun) May 19, 2018
In the event of a global sauce packet shortage, my junk drawer will reign supreme.
— Just J (@junejuly12) May 19, 2018
My wife emptied out our junk drawer
and found another junk drawer.— A Shot of Steve™ ⚡ (@SteveKoehler22) May 19, 2018
I don’t know what this is, but I better put it in the junk drawer just in case it is something.
— Cathryn (@AngryRaccoon2) May 19, 2018
The fuck is this key for?
– Everyone looking in their junk drawer.— Jeff (@EddieHarris216) May 19, 2018
“One can find great wisdom in a junk drawer. Also, three or four menus from the same Chinese restaurant.”
-the Buddha
— TheAlexNevil, Unfluencer (@TheAlexNevil) May 19, 2018
BECAUSE ONE OF THESE DAYS WE MIGHT NEED A RUBBER BAND.
-me when someone opens my junk drawer.
— kauaibride (@Kauaibride) May 19, 2018
Had to start a second junk drawer because my first one is locked with a spatula.
— ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ᴡ ᴋᴏʀᴘɪ (@kwkorpi) May 19, 2018
Emily Parker is a musician, writer, and avid reader who started Bucket List Book Reviews, the ‘1,001 Books to Read Before You Die’ project. For Sweatpants & Coffee, Emily hopes to inspire the reading of the classics by a whole new audience by only reviewing the really good stuff.
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