Tweet Roundup | This Week’s Funniest Tweets About Junk Drawers

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Me: The junk drawer goblin has eaten my hammer!

Wife: You mean the one you’re holding?

Me: Oh. My bad.

Junk Drawer Goblin: Idiot.

— Phil (@geowizzacist) May 19, 2018

Why are they called boxer briefs and not a junk drawer?

— Bat Shit Crazy (@BatBatshitcrazy) May 19, 2018

Our refrigerator is basically a junk
drawer with choice of beverages.

— A Shot of Steve™ ⚡ (@SteveKoehler22) May 19, 2018

The best thing about moving into a new house is picking out the junk drawer.

— Boyd’s Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) May 19, 2018

Can I see your junk drawer?

-Me, flirting.

— WineMummy (@WineMummy) May 19, 2018

I can tell you one thing, what every race has in common is a “Junk Drawer”. pic.twitter.com/xdHj1pWL3v

— REA✨ (@MaRiA_pAyNe6) May 21, 2018

Good thing I have this junk drawer full of new batteries mixed in with old batteries so that finding working batteries is never a frustrating task

— The Dad (@thedad) May 20, 2018

My junk drawer is filled with half-used beauty products that never fulfilled their promise.

— DevilryFun (@DevilryFun) May 19, 2018

In the event of a global sauce packet shortage, my junk drawer will reign supreme.

— Just J (@junejuly12) May 19, 2018

My wife emptied out our junk drawer
and found another junk drawer.

— A Shot of Steve™ ⚡ (@SteveKoehler22) May 19, 2018

I don’t know what this is, but I better put it in the junk drawer just in case it is something.

— Cathryn (@AngryRaccoon2) May 19, 2018

The fuck is this key for?
– Everyone looking in their junk drawer.

— Jeff (@EddieHarris216) May 19, 2018

“One can find great wisdom in a junk drawer. Also, three or four menus from the same Chinese restaurant.”

-the Buddha

— TheAlexNevil, Unfluencer (@TheAlexNevil) May 19, 2018

BECAUSE ONE OF THESE DAYS WE MIGHT NEED A RUBBER BAND.

-me when someone opens my junk drawer.

— kauaibride (@Kauaibride) May 19, 2018

Had to start a second junk drawer because my first one is locked with a spatula.

— ᴋᴇᴠɪɴ ᴡ ᴋᴏʀᴘɪ (@kwkorpi) May 19, 2018

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