Tweet Roundup | This Week’s Funniest Tweets About Parenthood

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When I drop something, my son stops what he’s doing and runs to pick it up for me.

BUT, he also runs around with his underwear pulled down so his butt is hanging out to be funny.

We’ll see. He’ll either be a gentleman or a pervert. 🤞🏼#momlife #boymom #parenthood

— Melicious Mama (@MelissaBeagley) August 23, 2018

Me: (telling the kids to share)

Also me: hides my chocolate from whole family#parenthood

— Momma Bird Blog (@MommaBirdBlog) August 29, 2018

I came home to Hobbes having the bad guts.

Tiger Squirts#Parenthood #Kids#CalvinAndHobbes pic.twitter.com/0ryoVBZqZp

— JLaC (@JLaC975) August 29, 2018

Turns out using a public bathroom in a jumpsuit while holding a baby is a difficult task. #parenthood #parenting

— Becca Dryden (@becca_dair) August 27, 2018

My 2.5 yr old excitedly dropped the blueberries into the pancake mix last night for dinner.

Cut to dinnertime. He’s so pissed that there are blueberries in his pancakes.

Upside is, more blueberry pancakes for me. #Parenthood

— Kayla Moyer (@kaylamilner) August 28, 2018

This. #Parenthood pic.twitter.com/Nbg09EfwvG

— Robin (@ecoeachday) August 24, 2018

If you ever feel guilty for feeding your kids mac n cheese 2 nights in a row, just remember the parents in The Parent Trap separated TWIN siblings and said peace out to one of their children with no game plan to ever see them again. #theparenttrap #momlife #parenthood #disney

— Kelsey Petersen (@seekelseytry) August 25, 2018

Me: “Do you want some more toast?”

1 year old son: *WIDE EYED, HEAVY BREATHING*

I’m no expert, but I think that means yes.#dadlife #parenthood

— Bryce Bachelder (@bryce_bachelder) August 28, 2018

A legit convo I just had with my buddy #oldman #Parenthood #fatheroftheyear pic.twitter.com/zayeLwM0aw

— van kaanto (@vankaanto) August 28, 2018

Hubs to kids: If you guys aren’t behaving, we’re not going to Six Flags.

Me, internally: Please misbehave. Please misbehave. Please misbehave. #Parenthood

— Amy G Dala MD (@AmyGDalaMD) August 19, 2018

My life 😂😂😂 #dadlife #Parenthood #FridayFeeling #TOCG pic.twitter.com/05ev5c20uV

— TOCG (@The_OtherCoast) August 24, 2018

Our 4yo insists on wearing her tiara to bed, which is fine. However, it makes for a pretty confusing and terrifying moment waking up at 3am and just seeing her silhouette at the foot of the bed, silently and slowly swaying.#dadlife #Parenthood

— dADDisms (@Beagz) August 15, 2018

More than a little ironic that the unemployed people in my house have all new stuff right now, but the gainfully employed people in the house will show up on Monday with the same wardrobe they had at back-to-school last year…and the year before that. #kids #parenthood

— Akilah Willery (@awillery) August 18, 2018

Truth! #funny #travel #parenthood #JoeJohnsonPhD pic.twitter.com/U4RNw8hYlY

— Joe Johnson (@JoeJohnsonPhD) August 18, 2018

Dad load of wash: 2 pairs of jeans, 3 shirts, 4 sets of underwear and socks.

Kids load of wash: 642 miniature items including 263 socks with no matches. #DadLife #Parenting #Parenthood

— Dad with a Beer (@DadWithABeer) August 13, 2018

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