One time I wore my brother’s t-shirt, and my dad asked if I was dressing up as his favorite child for Halloween.
— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) October 20, 2016
HER: bae, I don’t have a Halloween costume😔 ME: Just take off your makeup
— Talib Jim (@TalibJim) October 21, 2016
I’m going as my ex for Halloween pic.twitter.com/ZIQLa8nEuY
— sorry i’m not sorry (@sorrynotsorryy) October 21, 2016
HER: bae, I don’t have a Halloween costume😔 ME: Just take off your makeup
— Talib Jim (@TalibJim) October 21, 2016
I found my costume for Halloween. pic.twitter.com/kivk5ABRHZ
— Funny Tweets 🎃 (@iQuoteComedy) October 21, 2016
Yelp took me to a shape up barber to trim my beard now I look like I’m tryna be drake for Halloween
— Daddy (@Borgore) October 21, 2016
I just asked Siri what I should be for #Halloween this year… 😆 pic.twitter.com/59qnt1Drzy
— Kari Wahlgren (@KariWahlgren) October 21, 2016
LOW COST HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEA: an unpredictably depressed college kid desperately searching for purpose in a world collapsing around them
— ➜ (@matt___nelson) October 21, 2016
ANNOUNCEMENT: Halloween 2016 has been won. pic.twitter.com/6deKoSe6Zw
— Wicked Annie (@fangirlsmash) October 21, 2016
“What are you going to be for Halloween?”
Me: drunk
— Steve Stifler (@StevStiffler) October 21, 2016
Here’s me thinking I’m all set for Halloween, just needed to order a hat n thought I’d found myself a bargain; it’s just been delivered 😕😕 pic.twitter.com/hpgbdnFMki
— megan (@meganfraseeer) October 20, 2016
There’s a good chance I’ll eat all the Halloween candy I bought before the 31st…
— Norm Kelly (@norm) October 20, 2016
This is the scariest halloween mask I think i’ve seen so far… pic.twitter.com/HYjTLSxKLy
— RickyFTW (@rickyftw) October 20, 2016
my girl ain’t gotta dress up for Halloween bc she already Satan all year round.
— George Tweeterman (@__JonathanJay) October 20, 2016
Going to a Halloween party but can’t afford a costume? Learn the hosts deepest secrets, write them down, wear them, and go as WikiLeaks.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 20, 2016
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