old lady called my number by mistake and said i sound very handsome and should do radio pic.twitter.com/7WZMbepraY
— Doctor Fudge (@doomwad765) May 3, 2018
Dropped something at costco thought nobody saw until an old lady roasted me by saying “what, first day with new hands?”
— Sarah Hagi (@geekylonglegs) May 3, 2018
Just had a lovely chat with an old lady waiting for the tube, which slightly digressed when she told me ‘all these flies in the air are all the souls of the dead people, you must know’.
— Ryan Sampson (@MrRyanSampson) May 3, 2018
We just saw an old lady write “clean me please” on a car. My life will never be the same
— Lieutenant (@Chambisha_KC) May 1, 2018
I just walked by an old lady in the airport talking way too loudly on her cell phone, saying “I’ve got enough fat on me to rip pieces off over the next 7 hours” and now I’m wondering if elderly self-cannibalism has always been a thing here in Canada.
— Anne Wheaton (@AnneWheaton) April 30, 2018
Nice old lady just phoned up from reception – said she’d won £300,000 jackpot on a scratchcard and would we do a story? Went down to find she’d actually only won £3. Even had to break the news to her. She said she’d forgotten to bring her glasses 🤦♀️
— Megan Archer (@MeganA_Star) May 3, 2018
i’m at the amc to see avengers (alone) and an old woman with a walker was trailing behind me so i waited and held the door for her and she bought my ticket and now we are on a date 😍
— G. Shea Mercer (@gsheamercer) April 30, 2018
After telling the cashier my phone number for my vic card the old lady behind me told me she was gonna call me
— Les Isaac (@notthepastorles) May 3, 2018
The cashier asked if I wanted to sign up for the Old Navy credit card but I thought she said the Old Lady credit card and based on that I’m guessing I’d be approved.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) April 27, 2018
There is a 70 year old woman at this airport playing Pokemon Go, so that’s cool.
— Hank Green (@hankgreen) May 3, 2018
I just got into an elevator with a tiny old British woman and when she saw that I was juggling a book, a large gin and a packet of crisps she just said ‘the three food groups’ and I think I just met the Queen.
— Dave Rudden (@d_ruddenwrites) May 2, 2018
— INSIDER (@thisisinsider) May 3, 2018
Just watched an old woman take a bite of her hashbrowns and yell “Oh baby!” and I want to make a vision board about it
— little mama (@mizrachelparker) May 3, 2018
There’s an old woman sat on the table next to me complaining about a phone contract that she can’t figure out, can’t figure out what’s more relatable that or her friend who’s not listening to her and drinking wine at 2pm 😂
— Jess Clemas (@Jess_1928) May 3, 2018
A reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman: “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?” the reporter asked.
She simply replied, “No peer pressure.”
— Bob Kostic (@causticbob) April 30, 2018