Last day of my mini-staycation and it’s the first time I put on real clothes. Bra and everything! I would say that’s 5 days off well spent….
— Trisha (@Miss_Trish911) May 31, 2018
“I never wear a bra”
“I hate bras, haven’t worn one in years”
“Why would I waste my money on a bra?”
WE GET IT BETHANY YOU HAVE SMALL TITS
— moonlit majesty (@baileysucks_) May 31, 2018
The worst gift you can give me is a bra. I hate bras so much, omg.
— Kim (@Blez_Tuna) May 31, 2018
I applaud all women who match their bra and panties everyday. That’s a level of womanhood I aspire to reach one day💀
— T$ (@tayy_sabre) May 31, 2018
mom: if you get a tattoo on your shoulder you won't be able to wear a bra while its healing
me: ohhhh noooooo..
— im clowny :°} (@knittinglizards) May 31, 2018
extreme sport: putting a sports bra on immediately after showering
— Karlee (@karrleeprice) May 31, 2018
"When I take off my bra I'm in for the night" 😂😂
— My Rates Are… (@Kail_Soul) May 31, 2018
Avoid bras & bros whenever possible
— Connectislut (@yssskwn) May 31, 2018
my bra really does leave a lot for the imagination. ur probably imagining i actually have boobs but SURPRISE!! it was padding
— Ciara♛ (@CiaraSanders2) May 31, 2018
My bra wire just stabbed me in the chest. Holy molly. I feel so betrayed.
— March (@maaarchxx) May 31, 2018
I’ve come to a point in my life where I bring my bra with me and when I get to my destination that’s when I put it on
— Breanna Bourque (@3reannaNicole) May 31, 2018
Never trust the man that unclips your bra first try. Trust the man that completely kills the mood bc “hold on i almost got it.. wait i can.. hold up.. ok whaT THE IM OVER THIS SHIT I DONT EVEN CARE ANYMORE”
— Cam Hall (@camhall6) May 31, 2018
“how lazy are you?”
instead of putting on a bra to go get food I put on a pullover in this 200 degree Fahrenheit weather 😅🤦🏽♀️
— Ella Moe 🌸 (@moetivating) May 30, 2018
On the outside: “…and these qualifications make me perfect for the job.”
On the inside: HAIR IN MY BRA. STABBING ME. TINY DAGGER. WHEN WILL IT END. MY EXISTENCE IS PAIN.
— Pamela Horton (@PamelaHorton13) May 30, 2018
ALL MY NON-BRA-WEARING FRIENDS LOOK AWAY
(whispers) ok whoever's left, is there a technical term for when you have a Bra Incident and you end up with either smashboob or fourboob and you can't fix it right away
is the word i'm looking for calamatitty
— Premee (@premeesaurus) May 30, 2018