Trying to maintain friendships with anxiety is like…
Me: *talks to someone*
Me, later: Oh no why did I do that I’m so annoying they’re going to hate me nowMe: *doesn’t talk to someone*
Me, later: Oh no why did I do that I’m so annoying they’re going to hate me now._.
— Sandstone (@quartzen) June 13, 2018
My social anxiety when I hear my phone ringing pic.twitter.com/0y9xd7KwXb
— ♡ (@PlayingGod_sos) June 7, 2018
Pre-conference me: I’m going to put myself out there & introduce myself to every scientist I see!
Actual conference me: [recognizes tweeps & seminar speakers, becomes instantly overwhelmed w social anxiety, runs away to sit outside alone!!!] #phdchat— Bryn (Yeomans) Sachdeo (@BrynSachdeo) June 9, 2018
Every shirt is a sweat shirt when u have social anxiety
— Bad Kyle (@KyleMcDowell86) June 7, 2018
I have social anxiety. Most people think I’m a dick and don’t like them. This is true, but I also have social anxiety.
— Ryan Van Genderen (@RyanVanComedy) June 9, 2018
When you have social anxiety and the chatty neighbor tries to lure you into a conversation pic.twitter.com/nFlr7E7jx9
— Joshua P Morgan (@JoshPMorgan) June 9, 2018
here’s what goes on in my brain when my social anxiety kicks in
me: she’s pretty! i wanna be her friend
brain: she prob thinks ur a annoying weirdo
me: but what if…
brain: no, just stand behind ur bf & stare at her w a RBF.
me: but she’s gonna think im..
brain: DO IT!!
me: ok— pay☽ (@paytonline9) June 12, 2018
I just want to wear a sign everywhere that says “I’m lonely with social anxiety, please say hi so I don’t have to”
— Anxious Princess (@sasssynsweet) June 4, 2018
Social anxiety is a blast pic.twitter.com/aZLbY03oXw
— Paige Brittain (@paigebrittain_) June 8, 2018
just jumped into my pool to get away from a bee…poor guy was just trying to say hi! my social anxiety strikes again😔
— Jessica Eiman (@EimanJessica) June 6, 2018
I said excuse you instead of bless you to someone when they sneezed and they called me rude, my social anxiety didn’t nEED THIS
— why am i like this (@imnikkigriffin) June 4, 2018
Social anxiety is wild like I once had a ten minute conversation with a complete stranger while pretending to be somebody else because I was terrified of the embarrassment of telling him we didn’t actually know each other
— Caleb Roehrig • WHITE RABBIT out now! (@MikalebRoehrig) June 3, 2018
“Hey you wanna go to this party on Saturday?”
Me: Yeah I’m free. Sure!
My social anxiety: pic.twitter.com/cQw5JGi1PA
— Russell Wilson, M.Ed (@_CaptainJohnson) June 8, 2018
maybe my social anxiety wouldn’t be so horrible if people just stopped being assholes
— c ☿ (@csythes_) June 2, 2018
Me: Morally opposes kiosks/self-checkouts replacing cashiers because they severely limit the employment opportunities for working class people.
Also me: Uses kiosk/self-checkout instead of cashier because I have social anxiety.
— Jack Levenberg (@jacklevs) June 1, 2018
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